Here it is, any questions, class?

(and yeah, I made it)

I just saw the movie "Howard the Duck" today for the first time.
One of the best movie's ever made.

.....

Ok, maybe not, but it's fucking awesome.

Anyway, Speed Racer.

I've been excited about this movie ever since it's conception a while ago. If you haven't seen the preview, check it out.

Speed Racer Movie Trailer

Now STOP!

I know some people are going to see that, and be like "WTFIZDISSHITZOMFG!?", and for different reasons. Some people think it will ruin the integrity of the awesomeness that is Speed Racer, which is an understandable apprehension. Other people however, I think are making a VERY important mistake, in that they see that preview, and think "What the hell? That looks like a kid's movie".

You are wrong. The mistake you are making, is confusing stylization, with genre. Yes, the movie does appear to have a cartoonish look to it, but it is purposefully stylized to appear that way.

Remember, this is coming to us from the Wachowski Bros.- the people who supplied us with The Matrix, and "V for Vendetta". They are known for taking liberties with cinematography, and breaking bounds with innovation.

Besides. It's Speed Racer guys. Speed freaking Racer. That alone makes it deserve a chance.

Sorry I flew off the handle like that guys. I didn't mean to try to drag everyone down with me. I hope you all enjoy your holiday and get lots of cool stuff. Tomorrow or the next day I'll be leaving to my place in Virginia, where I won't have internet access- which is fine by me, but I won't be able to log on NG until I get back, which will be in about a week and a half.

Merry Christmas Newgrounds. You're the best.

First off, I'm an atheist, though I used to be catholic, then just normal christian, then agnostic. Secondly, I used to like christmas. Untill today. After today, christmas will no longer mean anything to me. My mom has decided that I've ruined her christmas, and wants to keep yelling at me about it- all because I would rather spend time with my girlfriend then go out of town with her so she can see her boyfriend for a week and a half- AFTER christmas. She doesn't want the gift I gave her, and she seems to no longer care about my feelings, in fact, she specifically said that. Considering she is my only parental figure, you have no idea how disappointing and depressing it is. She won't be happy with me, and will probably continue to take out everything that happens to her on me for the rest of her life.

Where is your god now?

Did you know Jesus, whether he's divine or not, was not born on christmas? It's a proven fact, on account of there are records of his life outside of the bible. Also, it's written in the bible that when he was born, farmers in their fields could see the North Star and and knew he was born or whatever- well, in that area, the winters were far too cold for there to be any farming. However, in a critical decision by Constantine, he decided to have the birth of Christ be celebrated on a then Pagan holiday, so that people would convert more easily.

What a pointless fucking holiday.

This little diddy is an excerpt from This Thread.

It's my character: Penis Man, in a brawl with McJesus. Got to the thread to learn the backstory.

This is a news post.

Tap it. Hit it. Fuck it. Rape it. Sax it. Make Love to it.

Whatever you do, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SEX WITH IT.

But I am proud of it. It proves how much these shows ( DBGT and Naruto) dabble in the gayness. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but DAMN!

I made it for This thread.

Fucking "Seashore" Program sucks, but that's all I have.

For whatever reason, I cannot post on the front page anymore.

This is irritating to me....

I can voice act, so if you want me on board for something, just e-mail me at pfenixfyre8@aol.com, or PM me.

As one who just started using a Mac a while ago, I miss the days of paint where I could do stuff like this:

I've added a Dual Pistols's song to the audio portal. It can be found Here .

Go to www.myspace.com/dualpistols for more, but Broken Dreams is the best one we have online so far.

Random Info!!

XBox LIVE Gamertag:

Pfenixfyre

AIM

Pfenixfyre8

Email:

Pfenixfyre8@aol.com

Myspace:

www.myspace.com/pfenixfyre

Here's a picture of the Dual Pistols.